Monday, December 17, 2007
8:35 PM
My Question is WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR BORED?! ..
50 things to do when you're bored :
1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
4. Repeat above until failure.
5. Shave (those places you think you wouldnt show.)
6.Cook a turtle.7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings (if your not sure what your doing, your parents can always make more XD)
.8. Braid your dogs hair.
9. Clean and polish your belly button.
10. Water your dog...see if he grows.
11. Wash a tree & Hug it :D show it some love* .
12. Shout at ppl for no reason.
13. Knight yourself and some close friends.(Sir Bitching whore)
14. Flirt with yourself in the mirror(its good practice)
.15 .....16. Scare Steven King.17. Give your cat a mohawk.18. Purr.19. Mow your carpet.20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)21. Whine22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.23. Re-elect Richard Nixon.24. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.25. Listen to a painting.26. Play with matches.27. Buff your cat.28. Raise professional racing ferrets
.29. Paint your home...day-glo orange.30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.31. Learn Greek.32. Read Homer in the original Greek33. Change your mind.34. Change it back.35. Watch the sun...see if it moves.36. Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.37. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.38. Paint your windows.39. Flash your goldfish.40. Paint yourself to camouflage with the sofa.41. Make snow-angles...on the soil in the back-yard.42. Eat your toes.43. Call 999, tell them you're bored.
44. If doing the above got you into prison, draw on the prison walls.45. Vacuum yourself.46. Let your dog pee in your neighbours yard. You pee there too.47. Cook an egg.. on the roof of a car.48. Dance in the yard in your knickers.49. Sniff your cats armpits.. see if it smells.
50. Post and post like this post on your blog.